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INITIATING PROBAL DEFENCE MEASURES: THE DESTROY ALL HUMANS! INVASION DATE IS SET FOR JULY 28TH, 2020

Brand New gameplay trailer released and digital preorder is now ready for pre-probing

Vienna/Austria, Offenburg/Germany, April 28, 2020: What follows is an incoming transmission originating from somewhere between Earth and Mars:

“Greetings, fleshy Earthbeings. Cryptosporidium here, though you skin-wrapped water wads can call me Crypto-137.

I wanted to let you know that my Abducto Beam is finally ready and I’m journeying Earthwards right now. If my calculations are correct then P-Day – that’s Probe-Day to you mortal meat morsels – is set for July 28th, 2020. On that day I will officially Destroy All Humans!

I’ll see you future-victims soon on PC, PlayStation®4, and Xbox One™!”

Check out the new trailer of the Crypto-137 Edition

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